Political Humor Holiday Ornament
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For the politically exhausted realist who has simply accepted that time is undefeated.
This ornament isn’t about wishing anything on anyone — it’s about recognizing that empires crumble, power shifts, and history eventually writes its own punchlines.
Gift it to the friend who has been doomscrolling since 2016, the sibling who processes politics through dark humor, or the coworker who sighs before every headline.
Hang it with a knowing nod.
Because someday, the news alert will hit different.
This ornament isn’t about wishing anything on anyone — it’s about recognizing that empires crumble, power shifts, and history eventually writes its own punchlines.
Gift it to the friend who has been doomscrolling since 2016, the sibling who processes politics through dark humor, or the coworker who sighs before every headline.
Hang it with a knowing nod.
Because someday, the news alert will hit different.