Three Wise Men? Be Serious. Feminist Holiday Card

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A holiday card for the friend who knows that history has always given men a little too much credit. The front reads “Three Wise Men?” and inside delivers the punchline: “Be serious.” Because we all know who’s been running the world, organizing the calendars, and remembering the holidays this whole time.

Printed on high-quality cardstock and includes an envelope. Blank beyond the printed text so you can add your own festive note, spicy commentary, or loving eye roll.

PS - Before you get mad at us - remember, it's not that serious.

• 4x6 greeting card
• Inside reads: “Be serious.”
• Includes envelope
• Feminist, witty, and perfect for your girls, gays, and theys
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