What the Actual F*ck Ornament
$14.99
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All of our items are printed to order just for you. Orders typically ship out within 3–7 business days and ship via USPS with tracking. Shipping cost is calculated at checkout. - 🚚 US orders $100+ ship free. 🎉
- Returns
We want you to love what you ordered! If something isn’t quite right, you can return it within 14 days of delivery for store credit as long as it’s unworn and unwashed. We’ll send you a label and simply deduct $8 from your credit to cover return shipping.
If we make a mistake — like sending the wrong size, item, or a print error — we’ll gladly fix it with a replacement at no cost to you.
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For the person who has spent the last twelve months saying this phrase at least once a day.
This ornament is the perfect gift for your best friend, your coworker with the thousand-yard news scroll stare, or your sibling who has fully transitioned into “deep sigh and walk away” mode.
It’s festive. It’s feral. It’s accurate.
Hang it front and center so your tree reflects the vibe of the year:
equal parts sparkle and disbelief.
This ornament is the perfect gift for your best friend, your coworker with the thousand-yard news scroll stare, or your sibling who has fully transitioned into “deep sigh and walk away” mode.
It’s festive. It’s feral. It’s accurate.
Hang it front and center so your tree reflects the vibe of the year:
equal parts sparkle and disbelief.