Don’t Tell Me To Smile — Comfort Colors® Garment-Dyed Hoodie
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- Returns
We want you to love what you ordered! If something isn’t quite right, you can return it within 14 days of delivery for store credit as long as it’s unworn and unwashed. We’ll send you a label and simply deduct $8 from your credit to cover return shipping.
If we make a mistake — like sending the wrong size, item, or a print error — we’ll gladly fix it with a replacement at no cost to you.
A public service announcement you can wear. This Comfort Colors® hoodie shuts down unwanted commentary and uplifts your comfort level at the same time.
With a 100% ring-spun cotton face and that signature garment-dyed vintage look, it’s perfect for running errands, strolling into work unbothered, night walks with your headphones in, or any moment someone tries to police your expression.
Cozy enough to live in. Direct enough to end the conversation.
Fabric & Fit
• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• 9.5 oz/yd² — thick, warm, premium quality
• Relaxed fit for a chill, oversized vibe
• Color-matching flat drawcord for a stylish finish
• Garment-dyed softness that gets even better with wear
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 21 | 31 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 23 | 33 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 25 | 35 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ½ | 26 ½ | 36 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 28 | 38 ¼ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 29 ½ | 39 ¼ |