OMG I Forgot To Have Kids Sticker
$8.25
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All of our items are printed to order just for you. Orders typically ship out within 3–7 business days and ship via USPS with tracking. Shipping cost is calculated at checkout. - 🚚 US orders $75+ ship free. 🎉
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We want you to love what you ordered! If something isn’t quite right, you can return it within 14 days of delivery for store credit as long as it’s unworn and unwashed. We’ll send you a label and simply deduct $8 from your credit to cover return shipping.
If we make a mistake — like sending the wrong size, item, or a print error — we’ll gladly fix it with a replacement at no cost to you.
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Oops — guess I was too busy living my best damn life. This 5.5" x 5.5" durable vinyl sticker is a love letter to everyone who chose joy, freedom, or sanity over diaper duty. Weatherproof and made to last through all your adventures (and unsolicited questions about “when you’ll settle down”), it’s the perfect gift for your favorite child-free legend — or a hilarious reminder on your own laptop that fulfillment comes in many forms, and none of them require car seats.