Regulate Your Dick Sweatshirt
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Tired of politicians policing bodies? Same. If they’re so obsessed with regulating reproductive rights, maybe it’s time we start a conversation about their anatomy. Enter the Regulate Your Dick sweatshirt—a bold, no-BS response to the double standards of lawmakers who think they have a say over our choices.
Printed on a soft, ash-colored poly/cotton blend, this sweatshirt is warm, durable, and made for the fight. The relaxed unisex fit makes it perfect for layering through the winter, whether you're marching for rights or just making a statement wherever you go.
- Soft & cozy poly/cotton blend
- Unisex fit for all
- Printed on an ash-colored sweatshirt
If they can regulate us, we can regulate them. Wear it loud.
Printed on a soft, ash-colored poly/cotton blend, this sweatshirt is warm, durable, and made for the fight. The relaxed unisex fit makes it perfect for layering through the winter, whether you're marching for rights or just making a statement wherever you go.
- Soft & cozy poly/cotton blend
- Unisex fit for all
- Printed on an ash-colored sweatshirt
If they can regulate us, we can regulate them. Wear it loud.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |