Christmas Lights Trump Sucks Hand towel

$19.99
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Festive… and honest. Bring holiday cheer with a little extra truth-telling sparkle. Perfect for bathrooms, kitchens, guest spaces — and all holiday gatherings where you refuse to let fascism slide.

Product Details
52% polyester / 48% cotton
Soft, vibrant printed front
White cotton terry backing for absorbency
Size: 16" × 28"

Care: Machine wash cold (max 90°F / 30°C). No bleach, no ironing, no dry cleaning, avoid high heat dryer.
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