Regulate Your Dick Car Bumper Magnet
$13.99
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- Shipping
All of our items are printed to order just for you. Orders typically ship out within 3–7 business days and ship via USPS with tracking. Shipping cost is calculated at checkout. - 🚚 US orders $75+ ship free. 🎉
- Returns
We want you to love what you ordered! If something isn’t quite right, you can return it within 14 days of delivery for store credit as long as it’s unworn and unwashed. We’ll send you a label and simply deduct $8 from your credit to cover return shipping.
If we make a mistake — like sending the wrong size, item, or a print error — we’ll gladly fix it with a replacement at no cost to you.
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A powerful reminder that personal freedom means bodily autonomy. This weather-resistant magnet sticks strong and speaks louder than words—rain, shine, or protest. Swap it, move it, and let your car carry the message wherever you go.
100% vinyl
Matte finish
Black magnetic backing
Weather-resistant
Blank product sourced from the US
Because if they can regulate us, maybe it’s time to turn the tables.
100% vinyl
Matte finish
Black magnetic backing
Weather-resistant
Blank product sourced from the US
Because if they can regulate us, maybe it’s time to turn the tables.