Here’s to 2026 – May it Suck Slightly Less - 2025 Dumpster Fire Holiday Card
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Because wow. If this year had a soundtrack, it would just be sirens and someone yelling “are you kidding me” every 3 minutes. Send this card to the people who survived 2025 with you. The ones who laughed through the chaos, texted “girl, SAME,” and are already raising a glass to 2026 being slightly less feral.
Printed on smooth, high-quality cardstock.
• 4x6 greeting card
• Includes envelope
• Perfect for friends, coworkers, siblings, group chat survivors
• Made to order + ships with care
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