Break Up With Your MAGA Boyfriend - Premium Crew Neck Sweatshirt
$68.00
Item is in stockOnly 0 left in stockItem is out of stock
Item is unavailable
Free US shipping over $125
Orders Ship in 3-7 Business Days
30,000 Happy Customers
Donation With Every Purchase
Fit
12345
Runs Small
True to size
Runs Large
<p>Earn%20[points_amount]%20when%20completing%20this%20purchase.</p>
• 14-day returns for store credit
• $8 return shipping deduction
• Our mistake = free replacement
Buy It With
Some relationships end with a long talk. Some end with a sweatshirt.
Made for the ones who finally trusted their gut. Premium heavyweight crew neck in a heather grey that goes with literally everything — including your newfound peace of mind. 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester.
The inside is brushed fleece so absurdly soft you'll put it on the second you get home and enter a 6-to-9-month situationship with it. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem that hold their shape through every wash, every protest, every "he texted again" group chat.
Wear it to:
- The gym where you're absolutely not looking for anyone
- Brunch, where you'll tell the story for the fourth time and everyone will still say "good for you"
- The coffee shop on Election Day
- Your parents' house, to start something
- Bed, alone, blissfully, hogging the whole mattress
Unisex fit, true to size for most. Size up if you want that oversized nobody's-getting-this-back-from-me energy.
Made for the ones who finally trusted their gut. Premium heavyweight crew neck in a heather grey that goes with literally everything — including your newfound peace of mind. 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester.
The inside is brushed fleece so absurdly soft you'll put it on the second you get home and enter a 6-to-9-month situationship with it. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem that hold their shape through every wash, every protest, every "he texted again" group chat.
Wear it to:
- The gym where you're absolutely not looking for anyone
- Brunch, where you'll tell the story for the fourth time and everyone will still say "good for you"
- The coffee shop on Election Day
- Your parents' house, to start something
- Bed, alone, blissfully, hogging the whole mattress
Unisex fit, true to size for most. Size up if you want that oversized nobody's-getting-this-back-from-me energy.