Drink Water and Fight the Patriarchy T-Shirt
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Introducing our "Drink Water and Fight the Patriarchy" Unisex T-shirt – a lighthearted blend of comfort and rebellion, available in two fantastic options: classic white in 100% super soft cotton and athletic heather in a soft poly-cotton blend.
Choose your style and make a statement effortlessly. The classic white tee, made from 100% super soft cotton, offers a pure, comfortable feel against your skin. Perfect for casual days, this tee is a canvas for your commitment to hydration and dismantling the patriarchy with a touch of simplicity.
Opt for the athletic heather option, and you'll experience the softness of a poly-cotton blend that feels as good as it looks. This blend provides a cozy fit, making it an ideal choice for those who appreciate the perfect balance between comfort and style.
Whether you're rocking the classic white or the athletic heather, this unisex tee is your versatile companion. Wear it with your favorite jeans, pair it with leggings, or throw it on for a laid-back day out – the choice is yours. Embrace the humor, embody the rebellion, and make a statement effortlessly with this comfortable and stylish tee.
Choose your style and make a statement effortlessly. The classic white tee, made from 100% super soft cotton, offers a pure, comfortable feel against your skin. Perfect for casual days, this tee is a canvas for your commitment to hydration and dismantling the patriarchy with a touch of simplicity.
Opt for the athletic heather option, and you'll experience the softness of a poly-cotton blend that feels as good as it looks. This blend provides a cozy fit, making it an ideal choice for those who appreciate the perfect balance between comfort and style.
Whether you're rocking the classic white or the athletic heather, this unisex tee is your versatile companion. Wear it with your favorite jeans, pair it with leggings, or throw it on for a laid-back day out – the choice is yours. Embrace the humor, embody the rebellion, and make a statement effortlessly with this comfortable and stylish tee.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |