Dumpster Fire USA Car Bumper Magnet
$13.99
Item is in stockOnly 0 left in stockItem is out of stock
Item is unavailable
<p>Earn [points_amount] when you buy this item.</p>
Fit
12345
Runs Small
True to size
Runs Large
Free shipping on orders over $75
- Shipping
All of our items are printed to order just for you. Orders typically ship out within 3–7 business days and ship via USPS with tracking. Shipping cost is calculated at checkout. - 🚚 US orders $75+ ship free. 🎉
- Returns
We want you to love what you ordered! If something isn’t quite right, you can return it within 14 days of delivery for store credit as long as it’s unworn and unwashed. We’ll send you a label and simply deduct $8 from your credit to cover return shipping.
If we make a mistake — like sending the wrong size, item, or a print error — we’ll gladly fix it with a replacement at no cost to you.
Let’s be honest—sometimes it feels like the whole country is burning, and this magnet says it out loud. Equal parts humor and truth, it’s the perfect way to sum up the chaos with a bold statement that sticks (literally). Durable, weather-resistant, and built to last, just like your resilience.
100% durable vinyl
Matte finish for a sharp, bold look
Strong black magnetic backing
Weather-resistant and reusable
Sourced in the USA
Because if we’re going down in flames, we might as well call it what it is.
100% durable vinyl
Matte finish for a sharp, bold look
Strong black magnetic backing
Weather-resistant and reusable
Sourced in the USA
Because if we’re going down in flames, we might as well call it what it is.