Good Luck Surviving Your Family Holiday Card

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Tis the season… to test your coping skills. This card is for the friend who has worked very hard in therapy, developed boundaries, unlearned generational chaos, and now must attend a holiday gathering where someone will absolutely say something unhinged over mashed potatoes.

Printed on smooth, high-quality cardstock. Blank inside, so you can add your own loving encouragement, chaotic commiseration, or a simple “deep breaths, babe.”

• 4x6 greeting card
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope
• Perfect for your bestie, your sibling, or the one who always texts you from the bathroom during holiday dinner
• Made to order + ships with care
• Every purchase supports organizations fighting for equality and social justice
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