I Choose the Beer Sticker
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For those who’d rather crack open a cold one than tolerate another man explaining politics. This 5.5" x 5.5" durable vinyl sticker is a cheeky twist on “choose the bear” — because sometimes, the beer is the better option. Weatherproof, long-lasting, and built to survive any protest, tailgate, or family gathering. Perfect for your cooler, laptop, or water bottle — and for the friend who’s done choosing peace.