Petrify The Patriarchy Heavyweight Fall T-Shirt
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The leaves aren’t the only thing falling this season. This thick cotton Comfort Colors tee in earthy green comes with a reminder: the patriarchy’s time is up. Heavyweight and durable, it’s built to outlast fragile egos. Perfect for apple orchards, protests, or just looking unbothered while the system crumbles.
Design by Angeliki — @cyntherianbee on Etsy. Check out her shop for more of her amazing work.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |