Petrify The Patriarchy Heavyweight Fall T-Shirt

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The leaves aren’t the only thing falling this season. This thick cotton Comfort Colors tee in earthy green comes with a reminder: the patriarchy’s time is up. Heavyweight and durable, it’s built to outlast fragile egos. Perfect for apple orchards, protests, or just looking unbothered while the system crumbles.

Design by Angeliki — @cyntherianbee on Etsy. Check out her shop for more of her amazing work.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
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